Eye of Argon 66 kB
The original! The greatest! The one and only Eye of Argon, Jim
Theis' literary masterpiece! (Sort of.)
This piece of work is, quite possibly, the worst work of fiction
to be produced by humankind. It is so bad that people say it won
the Worst Story competition at a convention fifteen years running
--- and it was only nominated once. There's a party game where
people see how long they can read from it without cracking up. (The
answer: not long.) Phrases from it have gone into SF legends.
Read it. But very, very carefully.
Eye of Argon, MST3K version 147 kB
...and here, for the more discerning viewer, is the MiSTed
version. Possibly funnier. Certainly easier on the sanity.